Coach Gary’s Hall of Questionable Greatness

You’ve got a story: an undefeated season, a game-winning dodgeball throw, a cafeteria tray carry so legendary they wrote about it in whispers.

Now’s your chance to make it official.

When it lands in my inbox, I’ll score your story out of 100 using a grading system only I understand. If you measure up, you’ll earn a spot on the Hall of Questionable Greatness leaderboard… where legends and liars share the same bench.

Each month, the top submission gets a prize. Could be a free shirt. Could be my old jock strap. You won’t know ‘til you submit… and by then, it’s too late to back out.

-Coach Gary